Biwi Ki Demand
Wife: Suniye, is sunday mujhes cinema dekhna hai, dher saari shopping karni hai aur five star hotel mein khana
khana hai…..
Husband: Phir aaj mandir chalte hain..
Wife: Mandir kyun ?
Husband: Bheek maangne ke liye….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 582 views
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