Santa Ek Din Mandir Gaya
Santa Ek Din Mandir Gaya Aur Vaha Pandit Ji Ko Dekh Kar Uske Mann Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Pandit Ji Se Puchha.
Santa: “Maharaj, Ye Aapke Sir Par Choti Kyun Hai?”
Pandit: “Beta, Isse Mere Dimaag Mein Vichaar Aate Hai.”
Santa: “Hadd Ho Gayi, Idhar Toh Pura “Tata Sky” Laga Hai, Fir Bhi Kuch Nahi Aata.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1085 views
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