Angrez: “Your Country Is So
Angrez: “Your Country Is So Poor”……. Dirty India Poor India…..
Yeh Sun Kar Ek Deshbhakt Ko Gussa Aaa Gaya
Deshbhakt: “Tum Angrez Jitna Tel Khane Mein Use Nahi Karte Ho Na, Usse Jyada Toh Hum Shanivar Ko Shani Maharaj Ke Mandir Mein Chada Dete Hain”
Bharat Mata Ki Jai !!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1063 views
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