Pappu Ne Sadak Pe

Pappu Ne Sadak Pe Chalti Ek Ladki Ko Offer Marne Ke Liye Bola

Pappu: “Aaa Janeman Mere Dil Mein Aaja”

Ladki: “Chappal Utaru Kya?”

Pappu: “Chal Pagli, Ye Koi Mandir Thode Hai, Aisi Hi Aaja“

by Saif5476 (few years ago!) / 655 views
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On first night after marriage

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Husband : I thinK because this is your first night.

Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife called her husband

Wife called her husband

Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,

5000 to do my hair and

10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.

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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Google

Technology Has Its Own Limitations
Google May B D Most Powerful Search Engine
But It Can’t Search N Locate
D Chappal I Lost At Masjid Last Friday!

Ki Faida

by nadeem (few years ago!)
Main Love Officer Hu…

Hands Up .
Main Love Officer Hu…
You’r Under Arrest…
Kio K Jitny Pyaray Ap Ho,
Itna Pyara Hona Qanoonan Juram Ha.
Is Liye Ap Ko Meray Dil Main Umar Qaid Ki Saza Di Jati Ha…
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Aisi Kia Baat Ha Mujh Main?
I’m So Sweet Na?…
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
12 Kailay

Bacha: Maine Hathi K Samne
12 Kailay Rakhe Usne 11 Khaliay
1 Q Nhi Khaya?

Admi: Hathi Ka Pait Bhr Gaya Hoga.

Bacha: Nahi 12wa Kaila Plastic Ka Tha.

Acha Dubara
Maine Hathi K Samne 12 Kailay Rkhe To Usne Aik B Nhi Khaya Q?

Admi: Saray Kailay
Plastic K Hongay?

Bacha: Nahi Ghalat.
Is Dafa Hathi Plastic Ka Tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Ki Shadi Pe Sub Pathan

Pathan Ki Shadi Pe Sub Pathan He Aaye Hoye They
Khana Start Hua Tu
Eik Pathan Ne Plate Pe Tissue Paper Dekh Kar Socha
Shayd Yeh Bhi Koi Khanay Ki Cheez Hai?
Jesay He Wo Khanay Laga
Us K Sub Dost Ek Aawaz Mein Chillane Lage
“Oye Yeh Mat Khana”
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” Bilkul Pheeka Hai”,.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Itni jansi kiun nikal rhi hain

Anti Misba: Tumari itni hansi kyu Nikal rhi hy?
Major Rohail: Tumara new dress dekh kar.
Anti Misba: Oh Acha! Is ka matlab tumne Abi new
dress ka BILL nhi dekha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Yaar Kende Ne Zindagi 4 Dinaa Di Ey

Sardar 1: Yaar Kende Ne Zindagi 4 Dinaa Di Ey …

Sardar 2: Aaho !

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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sakoon chahye

Docter:ap k shohar ko sakoon ki zaroorat hai ye lo neenad wali golian.
Bv:ye kis waqt dun.
Docter:ye ap ne leni hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Wife 2 Husband

Wife 2 Husband : sunoji, aajkal ladka bahut paise uddane lagaa hai,

Jahan bhi chhupati hoo, dhoondh leta hai

Father: Saale ki book me rakh de, exam tak nai dhundh paayega !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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