Pappu Ne Sadak Pe

Pappu Ne Sadak Pe Chalti Ek Ladki Ko Offer Marne Ke Liye Bola

Pappu: “Aaa Janeman Mere Dil Mein Aaja”

Ladki: “Chappal Utaru Kya?”

Pappu: “Chal Pagli, Ye Koi Mandir Thode Hai, Aisi Hi Aaja“

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