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Plz Don’t kill me after reading
this…
Arz kiya hai:
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Tum jo aaye zindagi mein baat
ban gai,
Tum jo aaye zindagi mein baat
ban gai,
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Samose mein chutney daali chaat
ban gai xD
xD
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Thanks mat bolna ab! :’D xD xP
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
boss:pichle 6 mahino mein tumne kitni chhutiya li
hai.kabhi bimari,to kabhi honeymoon,bacheki
bimari.ab kya hai?
karamchari:kal meri shaadi hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya
Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?
Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;->
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Quaid-e-Azam or Allama Iqbal mai kya chez Same hy?
Pathan:
Dono school ki chutti waly din Paida Huwy. :)
(,")<( )> Dimag Dekh yar. /> Pathan ka?
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Banta: Kee Gal hai Sante. Akelle kelle samosey kha
reyan
Santa : Nahin yaarr, Chutney De Naal.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher: Qayamat k din zamin phat jayegi,
Aasmaan tukray tukray ho jayega,
Har cheez fana ho jayegi.
Pathan Student: To kya us din school ki chutti hogi?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai?
Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din Paida Howe
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan: yar aj meri jumy ki namaz chut gai
2nd Pathan: wo kesy
Pathan: yr m0lvi sahib ny kaha sub apna apna m0bile of krdy dain mera m0bile ghar tha mai m0bile of kr k wapis aya to jamat ho gai the
2nd Pathan: To Yar tu jaldi ajata na Wapis
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha
police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai
police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho
foji bola 2 saal bahab
police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua
foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Aik Gaon main kisi Buzurg ki mar janey se School
Ma Chutti Ho gai
School se aatey huway bacho ne 2 aur Buzurgon
Ko dekha tu aik bacha bola
Wo Dekho 2 aur chotian aarahi hain!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha
police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai
police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho
foji bola 2 saal bahab
police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua
foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka
Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai
Pathan: Main ne
yahooo
Chutti
Teacher shocked
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aagaye?
Pathan: Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi.
Maa: Aisa Kyon?
Pathan: Machar Teacher k Gaal Per Baitha Tha
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)