Pathan
Teacher:
Quaid-e-Azam or Allama Iqbal mai kya chez Same hy?
Pathan:
Dono school ki chutti waly din Paida Huwy. :)
(,")<( )> Dimag Dekh yar. /> Pathan ka?
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