Pathan
Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya
Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?
Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;->
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 633 views
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