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aik foji train me ja rha tha

aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha

police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai

police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho

foji bola 2 saal bahab

police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua

foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Boss ke paas 1 Sardar ki Leave application aai

Boss ke paas 1 Sardar ki Leave application aai, jo kuch yun thi:
Dear Sir,
Meri biwi beemar hai, mai us ka iklota shohar hun, ghar mai kaam karne ke liye koi dosra nokar nahi hai. Mujhe 1din ki chutti inayat kar dejiye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Insaan Sab Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangta Hai?

Insaan Apni Zindgi Mein Sab Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangta Hai?
Bhagwan Se?
No
Boss Se?
No
Wife Se?
No
Phir??
“Bhikaari Se”
“Maaf Karo Baba, Chutte Nahi Hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Insaan Sab Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangta Hai?

Insaan Apni Zindgi Mein Sab Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangta Hai?
Bhagwan Se?
No
Boss Se?
No
Wife Se?
No
Phir??
“Bhikaari Se”
“Maaf Karo Baba, Chutte Nahi Hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Prove that things

Teacher: Prove that things
compress with cold & expand with heat.
Student: Sir, garmiyan ch chuttiyan 45 hoti hain
aur sardiyon me sikud ke 7 reh jati hain!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
aik foji train main ja raha tha

aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha 

police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to

foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai

 police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho 

foji bola 2 saal bahab

 police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua

 foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Oh i See

Teacher:- kal tum ne chutti kyu ki

Student:- Sir,ghar main zaruri kam tha

Tchr :- oh i see..!

Student:- na-na Sir oh ni aayi c.. main hi milan gya c

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
2 hafte ki chutti

Dada apnay poatay se: tmhare teacher a rahay hen, tum chup jao.

Poata: pehle ap chup jain, mene ap ki mout ka bahana bna

kar 2 hafte ki chutti li hai…:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
cousin ki shadi

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Cousion ki Shadi

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?

pathan:cousin ki shadi he.

boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?

pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Kid 1: Mere papa

Kid 1: Mere papa itne tall hain, ke jump maar ke helicopter pakad lete hain.

Kid 2: Mere papa bhi tall hain, lekin wo aisi chutiyaghiri nahi karte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
cozn

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he

by itrat batool (few years ago!)
100 Rs Mein Aata Hi Kya Hai?

Ek Din Pappu Ki Biwi Apne Mayke Gayi Hoti Hai,

Toh Pappu Sochta Hai Kyun Na Aaj Ka Din Enjoy Kiya Jaye,

Pappu Apne Ghar Per Apni Girlfriend Ko Bulata Hai Aur Naukar Ko Kehta Hai,

Pappu: “Aaj Teri Chuti Yeh Le 100/- Rupaye, Lekin Apni Malkin Ko Mat Batana”

Naukar: “Malik 100/- Toh Bahut Kam Hai, Malkin Issi Kaam Ke 500/- Deti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl Romantic Mood Mein

Girl Romantic Mood Mein Rajnikanth Se Boli.

Girl: “Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jaano?”

Rajnikanth: “0.00078924576 Rs. Per Gram.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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