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Mere Papa itne lambe

1 ladka - "Mere Papa itne lambe hai ki khade khade chalte FAN ko rok dete hai."
2 ladka - "Mere papa bhi lambe hai, lekin aisi chutia harkate nhi karte."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Machhar Marny Per Chutti

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Aagaye?

Son: Machar Maara To Teacher Ne Chutti De Di.

Maa: Aisa Kyon?

Son: Machar Teacher k Gaal Par Betha Tha na. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Aa rahay Hain

Dada Apny Potay Se: Tumhary Teacher Aa rahay Hain,
Tm Chhup Jaao.

Pota: Pehle Aap Chhup Jaen,
Maine Aapki Mout Ka Bahana Bana Kar 2 Hafte Ki Chutti Li Hai. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kee Gal hai Sante

Banta: Kee Gal hai Sante. Akelle kelle samosey kha reyan
Santa : Nahin yaarr, Chutney De Naal.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Banta Chutkule-marriage bureau

Banta: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun? Banta: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Papu Ko Bula Dein

Old Man School K Principal Se:
Zara Papu Ko Bula Dein
Principal:
Aap Kon?
Old Man:
Mai Uska Dada
Principal:
Wo Chutti Leker Ap K Janazay Mai Gaya Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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