Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega
Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka
Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai
Pathan: Main ne
yahooo
Chutti
Teacher shocked
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