Teacher: Qayamat k din zamin phat jayegi,
Aasmaan tukray tukray ho jayega,
Har cheez fana ho jayegi.

Pathan Student: To kya us din school ki chutti hogi?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 934 views

Ek sahab masjid mein bethey waaz sun rahey they

Ek sahab masjid mein bethey waaz sun rahey they. “Naik logon ko marney key baad sattar (70) hoorein milein gi”, molvi sahab bata rahey they, “or un mein naik biwian bhee shamil hon gi”

Bhai sahab sun ker itna naraz huey key uth ker masjid sey nikal gyey, “to phir marney ka kia faida…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

ladies suit

A Man goes to a shop: "I need a ladies suit..?"

Shopkeeper: "Sir, Begum kay liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaon?"

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Pappu Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne

Pappu Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne Pakad Liya Aur Kaid Kar Liya
Unka Leader Aya Aur Pappu Ke Gardan Pe Talwar Rakh Ke Bola
Leader: “Oye, Ya To Islaam Kabool Karo, Nahi To Gala Kaat Diya Jayega”

Pappu Rote Hue: “Yaar, Kesa Ajeeb Dharam Hai Tumhara, Kabool Karo To Susu Kaat Dete Ho, Na Karo To Gardan“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

friendship among men and women

"Friendship among Men"

A woman didnt come home at night

Next day she told her husband

"Mai apni saheli k ghr ruk gai thi"

Man called wife's 10 best friends

None of them knew anything bout it

Now
"Friendship among Men"

A man didnt come home at night

Next day he told his wife
"Mai dost k ghr so gya tha"

Wife called her husband's 10 best friends.

8 of them said, "JI WO RAT MERY PAS HI THA" and 2 claimed,

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"BHABI WO SOYA HUA HAI KAHAIN TO JAGA DU!"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)