Search Results for 'Shadi'

1 Pagal hr waqt bolta tha

1 Pagal hr waqt bolta tha
"Ghulail bnaoun ga or chirya ko maronga!"
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye or uska elaj ho gaya,
Dr: AB KYA KROGY?
Pagal: Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga,
Dr: Very Nice!!
Phir kya krogy!!
Pagal: Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga
Unka birthday manaon ga
Nekr or Shirt gift ayegi
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir?
Pagal: Unki Nekr sy lastic Nikalon ga
Phir?
Ghulail Bnaoun ga Or Chirya ko Maron ga....!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
1 sardarni dusri sardarni se

1 sardarni dusri sardarni se: Meri 20 saal tak koi olaad nai hui

Dusri sardarni: Phir ?

1st sardarni: Phir kia, jab me 21 sal ki hui to abu ne meri shadi kar diaaj Mola k fazal se 3 kake hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Larki Se Pyar Kerta

Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.
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UnCLe: To UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDiKi BaaT KaR,
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BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe hai:p

by Numan Malik (few years ago!)
Ek sahab shadi sey bohat dartey they,

Ek sahab shadi sey bohat dartey they, aakhir kaar shadi keliey tayyar ho gyey. Woh jis larki ko pasand kertey they us key barey mein apney ghar walon ko bataya

Sab ghar walon or rishteydaar us larki ko jantey they. Pasand sun ker amma jaan cheekh utheen, “Is larki sey shadi karo gey? woh to tum sey umar mein achi khasi bari hey”

“Abhee sey balon mein rang lagati hey”, khala boli

“Ghoomney phirney ki bhee bohat shoqeen hey”, dadi ney khabardaar kiya

“Jahez bhee kuch khaas nahi laey gi”, chacha ney bataya

“Us ka rang kisi bhee cream key istamaal sey gora nahi honey wala”, phuppi ney ahem raaz bataya

“Magar mein ney us ki ek khoobi ki wajah sey shadi ka faisla kiya hey”, sahab boley

“Woh kia? ” sab ney poocha

“Us ka dunya mein koi nahi hey…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.

Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!

Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka MatlabBahut Motti Wife..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se NahiJo MusibatKe Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.Main Zarur Aaunga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya
Dr: ab kia karo gay
Pagal:Shadi kron ga Nokri dhoondon ga Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga
Un ka birthday mnaon ga
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi
Dr: Gud Gud Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga
phir
Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi

Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki

Boy: Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mjh Sy Kr Do Main Apko Uske Wazn k Brabr Sona Dunga
Sheikh: Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy: Sochny k Liye

Shekh: Nhi Beti Ka Wzn Brhane k Lye?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Main Jise Chahta Hu

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hu n,

Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K
Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1st: Bataya Tha
2nd: Phir
1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Laash ka kia karain?

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi .

Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi .

Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Larki ek Baba Jee se

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye

Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Apke sath shadi karky

Husband: Apke sath shadi karky mujhe Ek fayeda tu howa

Wife: Khush ho kar boli, Konsa fayeda? .

Husband: Mujhe mairy gunaho’n ki saza dunia mai hi mel gayi -

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.

Mouse To Elephant:
2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.

Elephant:
“Ha….Ha….Ha…..
Pehney
Ga Kya ??”

Mouse:
Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay,
Tent Lagwana Hay..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
son: papa jab sab

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)