Mouse To Elephant:
2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.

Elephant:
“Ha….Ha….Ha…..
Pehney
Ga Kya ??”

Mouse:
Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay,
Tent Lagwana Hay..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 743 views

Santa to receptionist of hotel

Santa (to receptionist of hotel): Can U give me a room & a bath? Receptionist: I can give U a room, but U will have 2 have a bath yourself.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan khushi main

>Ek pathan ka hont jala huwa tha.
Kisi ne poocha kese jala?
bola. Wife ko chorne station gayatha.
khushi k mare train k engine ko choom liya: :p

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Funny

1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
Admi: Lakh di Lanat Tere Nikky jay tay..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost
ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.

Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai,
Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga

Doosra aadmi,
Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Smart Wife

Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife

Dear Sweetheart:

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart
Your husband Allen

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)