Mouse To Elephant:
2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.

Elephant:
“Ha….Ha….Ha…..
Pehney
Ga Kya ??”

Mouse:
Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay,
Tent Lagwana Hay..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 578 views

Papa Ji To Bahut Sayane Nikle

Pappu Ne Ek Din Santa Se Puchha.

Pappu: “Papa Aapki Shaadi Kis Se Hui Thi?”

Santa: “Abe, Teri Mummy Se”

Pappu: “Wah Papa, Ghar Mein Hi Setting Kar Li Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Customer: Do you have cockroaches?

Customer: Do you have cockroaches?

Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.

Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?

Customer: Im moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Apni Sali Se

Pathan ne apni shadi main Rukhsati k waqt Roti hoi saali ko chup karwaty howy kaha "O yaara rota kiyun ae, Jaisa tumhara behan waisa hamara behan. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya

Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)