1 Pagal hr waqt bolta tha
1 Pagal hr waqt bolta tha
"Ghulail bnaoun ga or chirya ko maronga!"
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye or uska elaj ho gaya,
Dr: AB KYA KROGY?
Pagal: Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga,
Dr: Very Nice!!
Phir kya krogy!!
Pagal: Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga
Unka birthday manaon ga
Nekr or Shirt gift ayegi
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir?
Pagal: Unki Nekr sy lastic Nikalon ga
Phir?
Ghulail Bnaoun ga Or Chirya ko Maron ga....!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 608 views
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