Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka MatlabBahut Motti Wife..
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