Laash ka kia karain?
Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi .
Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi .
Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?
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