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PAPPU : Grand ma.will we be 5 members of family always.
You ,papa, mama , sister and me.
GRAND MA: No son when you will get married , we will be 6.
PAPPU: When sister will be married then we will again 5
GRAND MA: When your son born ,we will be again 6
PAPPU : When you will dead we will be again 5
GRAND MA: Hey you bastered , just go and sleep stupid .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get my mummy then?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the
map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now,
class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
APPU : Daddy, have you
ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do
you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did
you get THIS mummy then?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Pappu: No.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa’s Army Test
Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.
(=awaD o_0
W!LD T3XT3R
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu-What is my Exam register no.?
Teacher: lts 07MKM4382.
Pappu-I paid Rs.2000 for Exam, Plz give me a
FANCY NUMBER.
Teacher:?@!%*!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu-Yha se Airport Kon si bus jaegi
Dipu-20#
Pappu-Agr 20# na mile to
Dipu-Phir 10..10# ki do pakad lena
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dipu To Pappu-Tum Do Roti
Ek Sath Kyu Khate Ho..??
Pappu-Dr. Ne Mujhe Double
Roti Khane Ko Kaha He..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu-Yha se Airport Kon si bus jaegi
Dipu-20#
Pappu-Agr 20# na mile to
Dipu-Phir 10..10# ki do pakad lena
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Fattu : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?
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Pappu : Rang See Kali Hai Aur Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai..
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Fattu : Zara English Me Kaho...
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Pappu : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu: Papa, wrong causes tension & tension causes disease. Is it true?
Santa: Yes.
Pappu: That is d reason why I hav stopped worrying abt my studies
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)