Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 678 views
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