Pappu-Yha se Airport Kon si bus

Pappu-Yha se Airport Kon si bus jaegi
Dipu-20#

Pappu-Agr 20# na mile to

Dipu-Phir 10..10# ki do pakad lena

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1094 views
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