PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?

PAPPU: Well, where did you get my mummy then?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 885 views

Reliance 3G CDMA Akhir Hai Kya?

Ek Baar Santa Ne Reliance Ka Mobile Purchase Kiya Or Banta Ko Dikhate Hue Bola

Santa: “Yaar Ek Bat Mujhe Aaj Tak Nahi Samajh Mein Aayi”

Banta: “Konsi?”

Santa: “Yaar Reliance Ke Phone Ke Piche 3g Cdma Kyun Likha Hota Hai?”

Banta: “Oye Yaar Tujhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, 3g Cdma Ka Matlab Hai = 3 Gujrati Chor – Dhiru, Mukesh, Anil.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

main chori k jurm main pakra geya hon

Aik qaidi ne sathi ko bataya k main chori k jurm main pakra geya hon, waise ghalti meri hi thee..,

woh kaise? doosry ne poocha,

howa yoon ke main ne kutty se dosti karne main 2 mah laga deya aur chori wali raat mera pair billi ki dumm per aa geya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.

Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.
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UnCLe: To UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDiKi BaaT KaR,
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BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Humne Aik Aisa Cheez Banaya

Pathan : Humne Aik Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zareye Deewar Ki Dusri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai,

Scientist: Wo Kya Cheez Banaya Hai Tumne?

Pathan: "SORAKH"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Santa Ki Akalmandi

Santa Ek Bar Bus Mein Ja Raha Thha, Conductor Se Bola.

Santa: “Bhai Sahab Do Ticket Dena”

Conductor Hairani Ho Kar: “Do Kyon?”

Santa: “Agar Ek Kho Gayi To Doosri Kaam Aayegi Na”

Conductor Uska Majak Udate Hue: “Agar Dono Kho Gayi Toh?”

Santa Muskurate Hue: “Abe Mere Ko Bilkul Hi Bevkoof Samjha Hua Hai Kya, Ye Pass Kis Din Kaam Aayega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)