Fattu : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya?

Fattu : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?
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Pappu : Rang See Kali Hai Aur Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai..
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Fattu : Zara English Me Kaho...
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Pappu : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai

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