Search Results for 'pappu'

GF to Pappu: Titanic dekh kar kya seekha ?

GF to Pappu: Titanic dekh kar kya seekha ?
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Pappu: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki
aise mast mauke par bhi koi
painting
kaise kar sakta hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Teacher:”Agar sache dil se God se prathna ki jaye

Teacher:”Agar sache dil se God se prathna ki jaye
To woh puri hoti hai..
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Pappu:”Rehne do madam Agar aisa hota to Aaj aap waha nahi,
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meri Bahon me hoti…:p :O :D :D

Teachar Shocked – Pappu Rocked..:D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue

Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue
Teacher Baccho Se Kahne Lagi
Ki
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. Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko
ge to Kahoge,,
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Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala
Gaya..
. Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala
Gaya..
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Aur Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka
WahiReh Gya.. :P
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Pappu gusse se Bola:”or Ye
Humari Kamini Teachar Hai
Jinka dehant ho gya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
New Teacher: anybody who thinks he is stupid, stand up

New Teacher:
anybody who thinks he is stupid, stand up

pappu stoodup

Teacher: R U stupid?

Pappu: “nhi, Aap akeli khari theen mujhe acha nhi lag raha tha”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor: Kaise Ana Hua

Doctor:
Kaise Ana Hua

Pappu :
Tabiyat Theek Nahi,
seenay me Pain ho
Raha hai ,

Doctor :
Sharaab Peete ho ?

Pappu :
Haan Par Chota glass hi Mangwana...

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L

Teacher: Pappu, how do you spell Crocodile?

Pappu: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L

Teacher: No, that’s wrong

Pappu: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pappu, give me a sentence starting with “I”

Teacher: Pappu, give me a sentence starting with “I”

Pappu: I Is

Teacher: No, Pappu. Always say, “I am”

Pappu: All right, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Jaan Nikal De Ya Naan Nikal De

Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye.

Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, “Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maa K Aansuon Or Biwi K Aansoun

PAPPU:
Papa G,
Maa K Aansuon Or Biwi K Aansoun Mai Kiya Farq Hai..?

Father:
Maa K Aansu Dil Par Asar Karte Hai

Aur
Biwi K Aansu Jaib Pe..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pappu ke uppar bijli ki taar gir

Pappu ke uppar bijli ki taar gir gaii, wo tarap tarap kar marne hi wala tha ke us ko yaad aaya k 2 din se poore elaaqe mai bijli band hai
Pappu khushi se chilla kar bola
"PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"
"K.E.S.C ZINDABAD"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
woh kia hai jo

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ladkiya Apni Umar Kam Kaise Kare?

Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Ne Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe Short

Kapde Pahne Aur Puchha.
Ladki: “Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?”

Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utar De, Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sabse Badi Kamzori Kya Hai?

Psychology Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha.
Professor Ne Ek Chuhe Ke Liye Ek Taraf Cake, Aur Doosri Tarf Chuhiya Rakh Di.
Chuha Foran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka.

Professor Ne Doosri Baar Cake Ko Badal Kar Roti Rakh Di.
Chuha Roti Ki Taraf Lapka.
Is Tarah Kayi Baar Food Items Badli, Magar Chuha Har Baar Food Ki Taraf Hi Bhaaga.

Professor: “Aaj Is Se Saabit Ho Gaya Ke Bhookh Hi Sabse Badi Kamzori Hai”

Itne Mein Last Row Se Pappu Ki Awaz Aayi: “Sir Ji, Ek Baar Chuhiya Bhi Badal Kar Dekh Lo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu, Sher aur Bhagwan

Ek baar pappu k saamne sher aa gaya…

usne upar dekhte huye kaha:
“bhagwan, main to mar gaya”

Us din bhagwaan ji bhi mast mood mein the,

Upar se awaaz aayi:
“ek patthar utha, aur sher k sarpe maar de”,

Pappu ne patthar uthaya aur sher ke sar per maar diya,

Phir upar se awaaz aayi :
“Beta, mara to tu ab hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Aur Uski Girl-Friend

Pappu Aur Uski Girl-Friend Ghar Mein Bethe Hue The To Pappu Ne Us Se Puchha

Pappu: “Do You Know Sperms Are Made Of Glucose & Sugar”
Girl-Friend Hairani Se: “Sach? Yaar Yeh Baat To Mujhe Pata Hi Nahi Thi, Thanks.”

Pappu: “Chalo Ab Isi Baat Par Muh To Mitha Kar Lo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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