Pappu-What is my Exam register no.?
Pappu-What is my Exam register no.?
Teacher: lts 07MKM4382.
Pappu-I paid Rs.2000 for Exam, Plz give me a
FANCY NUMBER.
Teacher:?@!%*!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 896 views
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