Pappu-What is my Exam register no.?

Teacher: lts 07MKM4382.

Pappu-I paid Rs.2000 for Exam, Plz give me a
FANCY NUMBER.
Teacher:?@!%*!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 941 views

Sindhi And His Car

A Sindhi, after parking his car, opens the door and a car comes by and tears the door off. He looks at his friend sitting next to him and exclaims, "My Mercedes! ... My mercedes! ... My mercedes!"

His friend looks at him and says, "You Sindhi's are all alike. All you're worried about is material things. You never even noticed that your arm is gone!"

To which the Sindhi cries, "My Rollex! ... My Rollex! ... My Rollex!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

45 Saal ka Aadmi

45 saal ka Aadmi, Larki dekhne gaya, Larki ki maa behosh ho gai...

Hosh aaya, wajah puchi to Maa boli:

25 saal pehle ye mujhe bhi dekhne aaya tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu Pinko ko pasand karta hay

Pappu Pinko ko pasand karta hay, aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko… Jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu pasand karti hai.

Halan-k Pappu pehle hi Pinki ko chahta hai…. Ab jab-k Pinko ko Pappu acha nahin lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinki k liye razi nahi hay aur Pappu Pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta jab k Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta… To ye unka personal problem hay.

Aap kyon apna dimag kharab ker rahe ho!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala

Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni Gusse Se Pati Se Boli.

Patni: “Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala?”

Pati: “Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lost Wife

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I have lost my wife here in this supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" the woman asked.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)