insurance agent with pathan
Insurance Agent: Khan sahib! Will u don’t like that ur wife & children get 10000000
At a time..
Khan(smiled): I’ll like but plz tell me who will give me wife & children?
You or ur wife?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1401 views
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