pathan to angrez

Pathan to Angrez:
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 606 views
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