aik pathan uk gaya
1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1033 views
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