Pathaan (khan sahib) ki biwi aik din unki taraf mounh ker kay lait gayee

tou baray pyaar say kehnay lagay " aray begum aaj hum say kutch narzgi hai" 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 864 views

1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am

1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am he takes newpaper from newpaper boy nd brings it to me.
2nd girl- I know.
1st girl- how?
2nd girl- my dog told me!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par

Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to

Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi

Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi
k sath dost k ghar lunch pe
gaya.

Dost ne itni badi family dekh
kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja
nahi aayee. Ramu: Nahi uska exam hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banta: What is a fine?

Banta: What is a fine?
Santa: Fine is a tax for doing wrong.
Banta: And what is tax?
Santa: A tax is a fine for doing right.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Is Windows a Virus

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

It's a bug.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)