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Pathan to Doctor: Aapne Nurse bohat achi rakhi hai.
Uska hath lagte he main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Janta hon. Thappad ki aawaz mujhe bhi sunaai di thi.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 Makhi Ki Halat Bohat Kharab Thi Wo Doctor K Pas Gai…
Doctor:Kiya Howa ?
Makhi: Bas Chae Mein Gir Gai Thi
1 “*MEMON” Ne Choos Choos K Bura Haal Kar Diya
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
PatHaN AskEd a DR: Doodh Peene Se RaNg Gora hOta Hai KyA?
Dr: haaN Doodh Me CaLciuM hota hai is liyE
PatHan: acha to PhiR bhaNs ka BaccHa kyUn KaLa hOta hAi?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Doctor: Ye Syrup 2 chammach subhah,
2 dopahar,
aur 2 Raat ko,
3 din tak lena hay...
Pathan: Apna dawai apnay pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chammach nhi hay!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha:
Doctor: Aaya or Pucha kia huwa hai?
Uske bete ne kaha: Bemaari ka to pata nahi!
Par Abba subha se "Vibration" pe lage huye hain.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.
"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days".
The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.
Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?"
"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A leopard went to see an optometrist because he thought he needed an eye exam.
"Every time I look at my wife," he worriedly told the optometrist, "I see spots before my eyes."
"So what's to worry about?" replied the doctor. "You're a leopard, aren't you?"
"What's that got to do with anything?" replied the patient.
"My wife is a zebra.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because everypart of her body hurt.The Doctor looked concern & said,"show me where."
The Blonde touch her own arm and screamed,"ouch!"she looked at the doctor and said "see?It hurts everywhere!"
The doctor laughed and said ,"Don't worry ;it's not serious.You have just got a broken index finger."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan (Nurse se): Kia Doctor sahib ne abhi tak neend ki goli nahi bhaiji?
Nurse: Nahii
.
Pathan: Usay kaho jaldi karo, mujhe neend arahi hai, mai goliyon ke lie owr nahi jaag sakta
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
munna Bhai- aray Circit yeh doctor log operation se pahle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai ?
Circit- bhai bole to patient operaton sikh jayega to.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar: Doctor Sahib poray jism mai kahin bhi ungli lagawon tu boht dard hota hai
Doctor did X-ray of his all body and found that he has FRACTURE in his FINGER
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Doctor Se: Mere Wazan Bhot Ho Gaya Hai
Doctor: Tum Rozana 5 kilo Meter Padel Chalo
1 Saal Baad pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki,
O Tera Khana kharab khabees Wazan Tu Kam Ho Gaya Hai
Magar Hum
“AFGHANISTAN” Puchnch Gaya Hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor to Sheikh: apko keley ka chilka nazar nahi aya jo ap phisal gai?
Sheikh: main to paon rakh k dekh raha tha k chilkey mein kela to ni hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.
Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?
Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal: Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga, Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Good Good! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir
Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?
Doctor: 5 laakh..
Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)