1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.
Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?
Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal: Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga, Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Good Good! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir
Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga
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