A old snake goes to see his Doctor.

"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days".
The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 775 views

A polish student

A Polish student was in his college
campus bookstore.
Questioning the store clerk about a book for one of
his classes, the clerk responded, "This book will do
half the job for you."
"Good," the Polack replied, "I'll take two."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I gave a moving

Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing.
Banta: What do you mean by moving performance?
Santa: Everyone moved out of theatre.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi k baad muskarana

Neki kar k aise bhool jao

jaise
log shadi kar k




musranana bhool jate hain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Football

Ak bandey ko football match ma mahman khasuse bulaya.us ne pehly kabe match nye deka na he kehla match k badh us ne Inam bantey aur kehney laga pakistan ko baney 62 saal hu gay h abe tk itney gurbat h sarey kalare ak football se khal rahey h

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Doctor se mareez ne kaha

'Doctor se mareez ne kaha. Main ek mahinay se 50 rupee ki rozana dawa kha
raha ....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)