Aik bewakoof ne apne dost se kaha : Main ne aaj railway walon ko bohat dhoka dia hai. Dost : acha woh kese ? Bewakoof : woh aise ke main ne wapsi ka tiket to khareed lea hai magar wapis geya hi nahin...

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 751 views

Reply to granny

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

A little boy wrote this letter to his grandmother:

Dear Grandmother,

I'm sorry I forgot your birthday last week. It would serve me right if you forgot mine next Tuesday.

With love, Mike

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy : Mein tumhay gallay lga Sakta hoo

Boy : Mein tumhay gallay lga Sakta hoo, withOut touching !
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Girl : Impossible
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Boy : Lagi shartt ek “Pepsi” Ki ??
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Girl : Ok
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Boy ne zor Se gallay lgaya …
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Girl : Hey ! You touched me
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Boy : han to ro q rahi ho???
laa rha hoo na pepsi..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Aik pathan ko koi aadmi mobile par

Aik pathan ko koi aadmi mobile par bohat tang kar raha tha

Pathan ne tang aa kar apni sim badal lior osse naye number se phone karte hoe bola
Abb mujhe tum tu kiatumhara baap bhi tang naheen kar sakta
Main ne sim badal li hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Boy : Jan-e-man!

Boy : Jan-e-man!

Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
ya dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?

Girl :
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Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
ya chappal tootnay tak pitega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beizzati” Aur “Bivi”

Beizzati”

Aur

“Bivi”

Ek Jaisi Hoti Hai…

Achchhi Tab Hi Lagti Hai..

Jab Doosre Ki Ho…!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)