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Aik bewakoof ne apne dost se kaha : Main ne aaj railway walon ko bohat dhoka dia hai. Dost : acha woh kese ? Bewakoof : woh aise ke main ne wapsi ka tiket to khareed lea hai magar wapis geya hi nahin...
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 787 views
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