Dil ko egg
Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote
Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1164 views
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