Boss: tumhe MS office pata hai?
Santa: agar address denge to main doond looonga
sir

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 921 views

Boy: sharab bhi chor di?

Boy: yar tu ne us larki k liye cigrate chor di?

Friend: han.

Boy: sharab bhi chor di?

Friend: han.

Boy: jua bhi chor dya?

Friend: han.

Boy: abay tu us se shadi kyun nahi ki?

Friend: yar itna sudhar giya tha k us se achi mil gai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

An ideal homework excuse....

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sachin ki century nahi hone denge

Afridi: Hum Sachin ko kissi bi haal main Century ki century nehi bananey dey gey.

Shoaib: Magher hum usey rokey gey kaisey!!!!! wo tu gazab ki form main hai?

Afridi: Hum 100 key andur hi all out ho jaey gey...!!

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Pappu ko dost ne dinner pe bulaya.

Pappu ko dost ne dinner pe bulaya.

Pappu jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewqoof banaya tumko….

Pappu ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

God Help Husbands

Ek husband god se bola, “India se Russia tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.”

God bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.”

Husband bola, “To phir aap meri wife ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.”

God bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)