Ek second…

Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?

Pati: Ek second ki tarah.

Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?

Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.



Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh

Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 597 views
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