Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?

Pati: Ek second ki tarah.

Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?

Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.



Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh

Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 856 views

Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,

Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,
Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha

Ek admi Ne Pucha
Beta Padhte Ho?

Bacha: Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K
Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Joke Only For Engineers Once A 'Con

A Joke Only For Engineers

Once A 'Constant' n 'e^x'
Were Standing, They Saw
A Derivative Coming From
Aside, Constant Ran Away
Saying 'Derivative' Will Kill
Me,Making Me Zero . The e^x
Said 'HaHaHa' Whether Its
Derivative Or Integral , It
Cannot Change Me,
Derivative Came Near Him
And Said
I m d/dy notd/dx ... =P =D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa’s son was filling an application form

Santa’s son was filling an application form.

The form asked about”Mother Tongue”.

Son: Papa, main aithe ki likhna?

Santa: Likh puttar,”Very Long and Uncontrolled.”:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Beta:"Mom, Love marriage

Beta:"Mom, Love marriage karne se ghar wale naaraz hote hain kya..?"
.
.

Maa:"Tu zaroor kisi chudail ke chakkar mein hoga,
aur ye sab tujhe usi
daayan ne kaha hoga....

Ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phansane mein hi lagi rehti hain.. Jahan Acha Ladka dekha
shuruho gaye...

Beta in se bach ke rehna ye bahut makkar aur KAMEENI hoti hain, aur inka to khandan bhi…........"

Beta:"Bas maa, aisa kuch nahi hai,

Wo to Daddy bata rahe the ke Aap Dono ki Love marriage hui thi..":D =))

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

stupid Dhiir pit gaya punjabi bolne

stupid Dhiir pit gaya punjabi bolne k chakker main..
Papita wali se papite kharidne k liye bola.
ooi.. ik pappy-ta-dede..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)