baby born in pak
Baby paida hotey hi cheekha, Mujhey kuch Nazur nehi a raha, Main andha hoon.... Nurse: stupid, light nehi hai! Bacha! oh tuwandi pehn nu, Ay Pakistan te nei ?
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