goun ka master
Gaou ka master ji bacho ku english parra raha ta----- Bacho ye ,, M,, hy . M say mother--maa--jaisay sheeday ki maa---- Dosray din master ji nay board pay W lika-- bacho ye kia hy?? aik bacha bola-----sir---hy tu ye sheeday ki maa --par aj is ki taangay oopar hy
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