major rohail ka bacha
Major Rohail ka bacha: Teri MAA itni moti hai k sab us ko TRUCK kehte hai.
Pathan ka bacha: Teri MAA moti nahi hai is liye sab log use cycle cycle kehte hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 842 views
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