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Mera Dushman

Pathan: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamara dushmani hai.

Dost: Table pe to 4 aadmi hain.

Khan: Wo jiski muchhein hain.

Dost: Muchhein to sub ki hain.

Khan: Wo jis k safed kapre hain.

Dost: Wo to sub ke safed hain

Khan ne gusse mein pistol nikala aur 3 aadmion ko maar kar bola.
Wo jo reh gaya hai usko hum nahi chhorega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha th

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?

Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.

Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.

Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan to dukandar : Give me blackbulb du

Pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb

Dukandar: what is black bulb

Pathan: ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shama Chahta Hon

HINDU ja raha tha Pathan say takar ho gy

HINDU: Me shama chahata hun

Pathan: Shama ko hum bhi chahta hai lekin Uska baap nahi manta. :(

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pessenger: Tumne

Pessenger:
Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?

Pathan:
Muje Machis Chahiye Thi

Pessenger:
Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The

Pathan:
Hum Ajnabi Se Baat
Nahi Karta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
(In a party Pathan asked a girl

(In a party Pathan asked a girl" : "Aap "Dance" karain gi"... ?

>>* (Larki khari ho kr) : "Haan"...

>>* Pathan:

To main ye kursi Lay Loon .....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PATHAN: Hm Paani Q Peete hain

PATHAN: Hm Paani Q Peete hain??

Sardar: Nhi pata.

PATHAN:

BewaqoOoOff Hm Paani is liye Pete hain,

Q k hum Paani ko Kha nhi sakte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Bhri Bus

?1 Pathan Bhri Bus Mein 1 Larki Se Touch ho raha tha.

Larki:
“Excuse Me! Aap Acha Nahi Kar Rahey.”

Pathan:
“Itney Rush Mein Is Se Acha Nahi Ho Sakta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan: yaar mere liye kisi ac


pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta
Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki
pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie

by Hader Maher (few years ago!)
MUGHAL Badshah kitny thay..?

Teacher: "MUGHAL Badshah kitny thay..?

Pathan: "6"

Teacher: shabash! Gin k Btao."

Pathan: "1,2,3,4,5,6"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pthan ko doctor ne

Pthan ko doctor ne E. C. G krwane ko kaha,
Pathan jab phoncha to test ka naam bhool gya

thori dair sochne k bad kehne lga,
... .
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.
.
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"Bhai jan! Hum ko C.N.G krdo"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ye building kitne din mai

AMERICAN : Ye building kitne din mai bani hai?

PATHAN : 1 maah main,
...
AMERICAN : Ye hmare mulk main to 2 weeks main ban jati hai,
...
Thora agay jane k baad phir Poucha : Ye building kitny din main bani hai?

PATHAN : Sirf 2 weeks main,

AMERICAN : Hmare mulk main to 3 days main ban jati hai,

Habib bank plaza k pas sey guzrey to AMERICAN ne poucha : Ye building kitney din main bani hai.?

PATHAN :
Pata nhi Subha to nhi thi :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 ‘Pathano’ Ko Bomb Mila

2 ‘Pathano’ Ko Bomb Mila

1st Pathan: Chal Police Ko De Aain

2nd Pathan:Agar Bomb Raste Main Phat Gaya To?

1st Pathan: Jhot Bol Denge K phata hoa hi Mila Tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Apni Girlfriend Se

Pathan Apni Girlfriend Se :
Mere Dil Main Ek Bat Hai.

Girl:
Keh Do.
...
Pathan:
Ni Mjhy Sharam Aati Hai.

Girl:
Kaho Na !

Pathan:
Tumhre Pas Naswar Hai ...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Exam me teacher ne nakal karne d

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake
na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.

Pathan : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha,
kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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