Pathan Apni Girlfriend Se

Pathan Apni Girlfriend Se :
Mere Dil Main Ek Bat Hai.

Girl:
Keh Do.
...
Pathan:
Ni Mjhy Sharam Aati Hai.

Girl:
Kaho Na !

Pathan:
Tumhre Pas Naswar Hai ...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 604 views
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