Pessenger:
Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?

Pathan:
Muje Machis Chahiye Thi

Pessenger:
Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The

Pathan:
Hum Ajnabi Se Baat
Nahi Karta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 745 views

Pathan to maulvi

Molvi pathan se: sana aati hai?
Pathan :sana to nahein aati par us ki choti behn saba aati hai.

by Ramzankhan (few years ago!)

Bahar ka khana

Sardar ki biv ne rat ka khana road pe laga dia
Sardar ne pocha ye kia kia hai
Bv ap ne kaha tha na k rat ka khana bahar khaen ge

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Sardarji Committing Suicide

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Railway track

Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?

Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sachin ki century nahi hone denge

Afridi: Hum Sachin ko kissi bi haal main Century ki century nehi bananey dey gey.

Shoaib: Magher hum usey rokey gey kaisey!!!!! wo tu gazab ki form main hai?

Afridi: Hum 100 key andur hi all out ho jaey gey...!!

by (few years ago!)

Saas: beti ab tum mujje

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna,
Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)