(In a party Pathan asked a girl
(In a party Pathan asked a girl" : "Aap "Dance" karain gi"... ?
>>* (Larki khari ho kr) : "Haan"...
>>* Pathan:
To main ye kursi Lay Loon .....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 613 views
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