Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake
na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.

Pathan : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha,
kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1087 views

What is the recession?

Interviewer: What is the Recession?
Candidate:
When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by 'Water &
Wife', that Critical Phase of Life is called
Recession

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

i offer my....

I offer my opponents a bargain:

if they will stop telling lies about us,

I will stop telling the truth about them.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Funny

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
.
Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"
.
Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Biwi Ke Liya Kya Kya Nahi Karna Padta

Ek Chor Chori Karke Pakda Gaya. Chor Ko Police Station Le Jakar Puchha Gaya.

Police Inspector: “Tum Ek Hi Dukan Mein Teen Baar Chori Karne Kyon Gaye?”

Chor: “Sir, Chori To Maine
Pehali Baar Mein Hi Apni Patni Ke Liye Ek Dress Churakar Kar Li Thi, Baki Do Baar To Mujhe Sirf Use Badalne Ke Liye Jana Pada“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa:doctor ne kha tha k T.V

Santa:doctor ne kha tha k T.V cabel Se bache kharab hote hai aur parhai

B nhi krte,mene cabel katva diya
Batna: Good?

S: Ab humne dish TV laga liya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)