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Polio team darwazay pe ai

Polio team darwazay pe ai
Pathan: begum Bandooq or kartoos kahan hen.

Polio team bhagi

Pathan ne awaz di: Ruko ye humare bachon k naam hen

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek pathan ka school main

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admission hua .

Teacher: beta batao Allama iqbal kon hain?

Pathan: hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya aya he….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya Aur Bola

Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya Aur Bola
Jaldi Batao SONA Kahan He?

Pathan:
Pagal Ka Bacha Itna Bara Ghar He,
Kahin B So Jao
Hamen Uthane Ki Kia Zarurat Thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki moonchain

Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki moonchain hen or teri nahi hen?
Aisa kiun?

2nd Pathan: Is main kiun wali kya bat he?
Wo Abu pe gya he or me ammi pe.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek pathan ka school main

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admission hua .

Teacher: beta batao Allama iqbal kon hain?

Pathan: hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya aya he…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Polio team darwazay pe ai

Polio team darwazay pe ai
Pathan: begum Bandooq or kartoos kahan hen.

Polio team bhagi

Pathan ne awaz di: Ruko ye humare bachon k naam hen

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki

Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki moonchain hen or teri nahi hen?
Aisa kiun?

2nd Pathan: Is main kiun wali kya bat he?
Wo Abu pe gya he or me ammi pe.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Principal 1 pathan student se:

Principal 1 pathan student se: School ka time
8:30 he or tum 9:30 pe school aa rhe ho.

Pathan: O yaara! tum humara intezar mat kia karo.
School laga dia karo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Polio team darwazay pe ai

Polio team darwazay pe ai
Pathan: begum Bandooq or kartoos kahan hen.

Polio team bhagi

Pathan ne awaz di: Ruko ye humare bachon k naam hen

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admission hua .

Teacher: beta batao Allama iqbal kon hain?

Pathan: hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya aya he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ko invitation mila,

Pathan ko invitation mila,kaap ko party mein laal tie pehen kar aana hai,Pathan party mein pohncha to dekha k,logon ne pant shirt bhi pehni hui hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar To Pathan Doctor

Sardar:
doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin se nahi mil rahi.
Pathan doctor:
Ooh hoo.. dawai likhna to hum bhul hi gaya ye to hamara signature hai.

by Razzi (few years ago!)
Sardar Pathan Jokes

Sardar pathan K bachay ko dekh kar bola
bhot khubsurat hai kitnay MAAH ka hai?
Pathan gussey may bola:
Kameene aik hi MAA ka hai.

by Razzi (few years ago!)
1 larka pathan se

1 larka pathan se: Mai agar chahun to saray Pathano ko Jannat
se nikaal kar Jahanum main la sakta hun.

Pathan: Kis tarah yaara?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan pehli dafa Jahaz Pe Baitha:

Pathan pehli dafa Jahaz Pe Baitha:
.
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
.

Aur Bola:
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
Aur Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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