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Pathan Ji, Aapne To Hadd Hi Kar Di

Pathan Ko Uss Ke Baap Ne Shaadi Ke Baad Suhagrat Par Gun Di Aur Kaha

Baap: “Agar Teri Biwi Kunwari Hui Toh Ek Hawai Fire Karna, Na Hui To Usay Goli Maar Dena.”

Pathan Ne Pahli Raat Hawai Fire Kiya Aur Doosri Raat Biwi Ko Goli Maar Di.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mobile Ke Sath Esa To Na Karo

Ek Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Mein Dafna Raha Tha.

Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Hokar Us Se Puchha

Aadmi: “Khan Sahab, Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”

Pathan: “Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha Hai Ke Mobile Dead Ho Gya Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Jahaz Mein

Ek Pathan Jahaz Mein Ek Seat Par Beth Gaya Aur Wahan Se Uthne Ka Naam Hi Nahi Le Raha Tha,

Logon Ne Bohat Minnate Ki Magar Woh Na Mana Aur Bola: “Khan Ka Zuban Ek Hai Hum Apna Faisla Nahi Badlega”

Ek Shakhs Ye Sab Dekh Raha Thha Vo Pathan Ke Pass Gaya Aur Uske Kaan Mein Kuch Bola To Pathan Forn Uthkar Agli Seat Par Beth Gaya

Log Hairan Ho Gaye Aur Uss Shakhs Se Pucha Ke Tumne Ussey Kya Kaha Jo Woh Maan Gaya.

Admi Ne Kaha: “Simple Mene Puchha, Khan Sahab Aap Kahaan Jaoge?”

To Pathan Ne Bataya: “Dubai”

To Maine Kaha: “Dubai Ki Seet Agli Hai, Yeh To Australia Ki Seat Hai.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bevkoof Kaun?

Ek Pathan Angoor Bech Raha Tha, Magar Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Le Lo Aaloo.

Ek Admi Ne Kaha: “Khan Saab Ye To Angoor Hai?”

Pathan Gusse Se: “Chup Ho Ja Bevkoof, Warna Makhiyaan Aa Jayengi.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sasti Baat Kaisi Kare

Pathan Ne Market Mein Ek Aadmi Se Puchha

Pathan: “P.C.O Kidhar Hai?”

Aadmi Ne Ishara Kar Ke Bataya.

Pathan PCO Mein Gaya, Jeb Se Mobile Nikala Or Baat Kar Ke Bahar Aa Gaya.

Aadmi Ne Poocha: “Jab Aap Ke Paas Mobile Tha To Aap P.C.O Main Kyun Gaye”

Pathan: “Mere Dost Ne Kaha Tha, Ke P.C.O Se Phone Karo Ge To Paise Kam Lagenge.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bechara Pathan

Ek Pathan Ka Raat Ko Cigarette Peenay Ka Dil Kiya.

Harr Taraf Maachis Doondi Par Kahin Nahi Mili,

Aakhir Mein Na Umeed Ho Ke Mom-Batti Bujha Ke So Gaya Bechara.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan, Car Aur Bechara Bachha

Ek Pathan Gabraya Hua Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola

Pathan: “Dr. Sahab Mere Bete Ne Chaabi Nigal Li Hai.”

Doctor: “Kab?”

Pathan: “Teen Mahine Pehle”

Doctor Hairani Se: “To Tum Abi Tak Kya Kar Rahe Thhe?”

Pathan: “Ji, Hum Duplicate Chaabi Se Kaam Chala Rahe Thhe.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baat To Pathan Ne Sahi Boli

Ek Pathan Ka School Mein 7th Class Mein New Addmission Howa.

Teacher Ne Usse Puchha: “Beta, Batao Abdul Qalam Kon Hai?”

Pathan: “Hum Ko Kya Pata, Hum To School Mein Naya Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Ko Ek Bandar

Pathan Ko Ek Bandar Mila Wo Usse Police Station Le Gaya.

Inspector: “Isse Zoo Le Jao”

Agle Din Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar Ke Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha.

Inspector: “Isse Zoo Nahin Le Kar Gaye?”

Pathan Khush Hote Hue: “Kal Main Isse Zoo Le Gaya Tha, Bada Maza Aaya, Aaj Hum Dono Film Dekhne Ja Rahe Hain“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Aur Ek Pathan

Santa Aur Ek Pathan Padosi Thhe, Ek Din Santa Pathan Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Us Se Pucha.

Santa: “Batao Aisa Kya Karen Ke, Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay?”

Pathan Huste Hue: “Very Simple, Jootay Se Maar Do Saale Ko.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kya Aap Bhi Kabhi Ese Pareshan Hue Hai?

Pathan Apne Dost Se: “Yara Hum Subha Se Bohat Preshan Hai”

Dost: “Kyun Khan Sahab, Kya Hua Hai?”

Pathan: “O Yara, Subah Se Hum Ko Koi Battery Low Ke Number Se Miss Call De Raha Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Waah Re Pathano

Pathan Ne ek Bache Ka Kidnap Kiya Or Kaghaz Pe Yeh Likh Ke Bache Ki Peeth Pe Chipkaya

10 Lakh Kal Subah Pull Ke Neechy Pahuncha Do

Or Bache Ko Ghar Waapis Bhejh Diya

Doosrey Din Woh Pul Ke Neeche Gaya Tu Usse Paise Mil Gaye Or Sath Kaghaz Pe Likha Tha

Khuda Qasam Paise Ka Ghum Nahi, Ghum Iss Baat Ka Hai Ke Pathan Ne Pathan Ko Loota

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Road per Ghora(House)

Pathan Road per Ghora(House) Chala Raha Tha

Signal Tora To Trafic Wale ne Citee Bajae

Pathan Ghora Bhagatay Hue Ghoray ke Dum Oper Kar K Bola

Le Kar Lay No Note…”:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Judge: tumhara juram

Judge: tumhara juram sabit hota ha tumheb kal phansi pe latkaya jaega

Pathan: wo sub to theak ha per utara kab jaega

Hum ne sham ko raksha b chalana hota ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek pathan dosre pathan se!

Ek pathan dosre pathan se!

Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi

Dusra pathan:

Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machne khridi hy us pe 2014 tk ki guarnty hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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