Kya Aap Bhi Kabhi Ese Pareshan Hue Hai?

Pathan Apne Dost Se: “Yara Hum Subha Se Bohat Preshan Hai”

Dost: “Kyun Khan Sahab, Kya Hua Hai?”

Pathan: “O Yara, Subah Se Hum Ko Koi Battery Low Ke Number Se Miss Call De Raha Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 898 views
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