Kya Aap Bhi Kabhi Ese Pareshan Hue Hai?
Pathan Apne Dost Se: “Yara Hum Subha Se Bohat Preshan Hai”
Dost: “Kyun Khan Sahab, Kya Hua Hai?”
Pathan: “O Yara, Subah Se Hum Ko Koi Battery Low Ke Number Se Miss Call De Raha Hai“
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