Pathan, Car Aur Bechara Bachha
Ek Pathan Gabraya Hua Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola
Pathan: “Dr. Sahab Mere Bete Ne Chaabi Nigal Li Hai.”
Doctor: “Kab?”
Pathan: “Teen Mahine Pehle”
Doctor Hairani Se: “To Tum Abi Tak Kya Kar Rahe Thhe?”
Pathan: “Ji, Hum Duplicate Chaabi Se Kaam Chala Rahe Thhe.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 633 views
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na ho
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