Bechara Pathan

Ek Pathan Ka Raat Ko Cigarette Peenay Ka Dil Kiya.

Harr Taraf Maachis Doondi Par Kahin Nahi Mili,

Aakhir Mein Na Umeed Ho Ke Mom-Batti Bujha Ke So Gaya Bechara.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 877 views
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