Ek pathan dosre pathan se!

Ek pathan dosre pathan se!

Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi

Dusra pathan:

Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machne khridi hy us pe 2014 tk ki guarnty hy.

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