Pathan Road per Ghora(House)
Pathan Road per Ghora(House) Chala Raha Tha
Signal Tora To Trafic Wale ne Citee Bajae
Pathan Ghora Bhagatay Hue Ghoray ke Dum Oper Kar K Bola
Le Kar Lay No Note…”:
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 633 views
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