Pathan Ko Ek Bandar

Pathan Ko Ek Bandar Mila Wo Usse Police Station Le Gaya.

Inspector: “Isse Zoo Le Jao”

Agle Din Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar Ke Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha.

Inspector: “Isse Zoo Nahin Le Kar Gaye?”

Pathan Khush Hote Hue: “Kal Main Isse Zoo Le Gaya Tha, Bada Maza Aaya, Aaj Hum Dono Film Dekhne Ja Rahe Hain“

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